my union says i get three 7 minute masturbation breaks a day....
live and let live and smoke em if you got em. i realize that smoking is addictive and y all need to get your puff on. but something struck me at a rare slow moment at work the other day as i noticed a co-worker go for yet another cigarette break. smokers at my work take at least four smoke breaks a day for at least 10 minutes each. but i will be more generous for my demonstration.
lets say 3 seven minute smoke breaks a day.....
= 21 minutes a day = 105 minutes a week = 5250 minutes a year = 87.5 hours a year = 2 weeks of work.
so as a non smoker give me 2 extra weeks of paid vacation a year or give me 3 masturbation breaks a day !!!!
fair is fair and a man has gotta get his stroke on....
live and let live and smoke em if you got em. i realize that smoking is addictive and y all need to get your puff on. but something struck me at a rare slow moment at work the other day as i noticed a co-worker go for yet another cigarette break. smokers at my work take at least four smoke breaks a day for at least 10 minutes each. but i will be more generous for my demonstration.
lets say 3 seven minute smoke breaks a day.....
= 21 minutes a day = 105 minutes a week = 5250 minutes a year = 87.5 hours a year = 2 weeks of work.
so as a non smoker give me 2 extra weeks of paid vacation a year or give me 3 masturbation breaks a day !!!!
fair is fair and a man has gotta get his stroke on....
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Bring it up to your union rep. I am sure that you could go on strike until the non smokers are treated to jerk off breaks every time there is a smoke break. Where I work ya better learn to move while ya smoke and I think jerking it would be dangerous.