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So I thought I'd try to be on good behavior until I get used to posting my personal life on SG T V....so to speak BUT this morning at work I was able to catch a glimpse of the new Martha Stewart vehicle "Martha"...what else???? Now this is unusual for me, since I work two jobs and seldom get much free time during morning coffeetime..But as fate would have it, there wa Martha looking all sensual as she was fondling dried porcini mushrooms....I confess to having always had a "thing" for Martha....there was a time I was very much into cold, strict women...not necessarily to have and to hold but to match personalities with and Martha was my icon for a time...Plus the fact that she never knew I existed made her irresistable....And although she is much to thin for my tastes, there was just something overwhelming about imagining her making cupcakes wearing only an apron...And then when she went to jail....that sealed it for me...Martha as a "bad girl" was too enticing to let go of...

I digress.....anyway I'm watching with the sound off and out walks Sharon Stone....Talk about cold unavailable women...Think "Basic Instincts"....If I'd been that cop I'd have been dead by the middle of the movie...Now they're BOTH fondling the mushrooms...Turns out Sharon is there to teach Martha how to pose and Martha in turn shows Sharon how to make mushroom soup....fair deal all around....needless to say a co-worker notices my mezmerization...and it comes down to me blurting out that I could be very happy (for awhile) if Martha and Sharon met me at my house with cupcakes and mushroom soup...but then they'd also have to bring beer and pork rinds...see how my happiness is so short lived....This would completely satisfy my nutritional needs for quite some time....since lust has always had a prominent place on my food triangle....

It's funny as I say I've never really been into skinny women...but fantasy has a way of turning your desires around....Perhaps I should stick with reality....if I can ever find it....