machinefuck

Thinking to myself: "Damn, that lady in the market was giving me THE look! I know! I'll ask Greg (my friend who works there) to hook me up with her since he knows her! 'Cause I want it and she does too! She was fit- awesome! Sex, here I come!"

Greg: "OH! Now I remember who you're talking about. Yeah...I don't think she's the one for you."

Me: sigh "Oh..."

Greg: "She's a prostitute. No, I mean, she's actually a working girl...but hey, I gotta go..."


Someone shoot me, kthxbai.

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