"Scott can I ask you a question?"
"Sure whats up?"
"Do you want to have sex?
". . . . "
" . . . . ."
". . . ."
"NEVERMIND"
"No wait I do, i was just taken aback i mean i didn't expect...blah blah blah."
Guess who didn't have sex.
Yes me.
Yet another true story in a huge spider web of sexual stupidity and blissful idiocey.
tommorow is a new day.... and there will be a million new chances, and oppertunties .....to fail. Better start drinking now.
by the way, I want to have sex with you. no love, no tenderness, no friendship, no hurt feelings, no comitment, no responsibility, no shit....just hard hot sex...
WITH YOU!
Haliluja
macthewack
"Sure whats up?"
"Do you want to have sex?
". . . . "
" . . . . ."
". . . ."
"NEVERMIND"
"No wait I do, i was just taken aback i mean i didn't expect...blah blah blah."
Guess who didn't have sex.
Yes me.
Yet another true story in a huge spider web of sexual stupidity and blissful idiocey.
tommorow is a new day.... and there will be a million new chances, and oppertunties .....to fail. Better start drinking now.
by the way, I want to have sex with you. no love, no tenderness, no friendship, no hurt feelings, no comitment, no responsibility, no shit....just hard hot sex...
WITH YOU!
Haliluja
macthewack
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I swear you're making half of this shit up.