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Monday Jun 24, 2002

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Today is all about rock and roll. Tonight is all about going to dance class. Where the hot hot dancers are. Hopefully they will see me shaking my ass and say "Wow, I would love to take you and your ass out on a date" And I'll be all cool and stuff when I say.."You bet girlie girl. You just booked yourself on a date with destiney....See thats my transgender name."

Macscrambledwithketchup
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My ugly what? *giggles*

So anyway, they made me soft and fleshy so people wouldn't suspect that I'm really a spy. And also because it makes for a comforting hug.

And "counter whore" is what they call the people that stand at the counter and point at stuff and say prices where I work.

Um, are you sure you want to spell destiny like that?
Jun 24, 2002

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