Happy thanksgiving all. I will be down at the soup kitchen feeding the homless. And also slipping rat poison in the stuffing. That way they can all go on to a better place! Especially the dirty filthy children. Aren't I nice!!! Ahhhh the gift of giving.
Macpilgrimnut
Macpilgrimnut
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-sorry I coldn't make your comedy show, I was noticably irked. *irk*
Dave
Thanksgiving Prayer
Thanks for the wild turkey and the passenger pigeon,
destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts.
Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison.
Thanks for Indians
to provide a modicum of challenge and danger.
Thanks for vast herds of bison
to kill and skin leaving the carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes.
Thanks for the American dream
to vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through.
Thanks for the KKK.
For nigger-killin' lawmen
feelin' their notches.
For decent church-goin' women
with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces.
Thanks for "Kill a Queer for Christ" stickers.
Thanks for laboratory AIDS
Thanks for Prohibition
and the war against drugs.
Thanks for a country
where nobody's allowed to mind their own business.
Thanks for a nation of finks.
Yes, thanks for all the memories--
all right let's see your arms!
You always were a headache
and you always were a bore.
Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal
of the last and greatest of human dreams.
-William Seward Burroughs