macbastard

Some of you will think this tastless and gross....I don't give a damn bout this kinda thing though.... I came back from running errands and was in my Parking garage where I keep my Punching bag to bang around...I also keep my car there but thats a diffrent story... So I get home and want to box a bit and I really have to piss. But I don't want to go all the way back up to my appt. Soooo I just wee wee in the drain in the garage. Only problem is the FRIKKIN manger of my biulding peeks her head though the outside bars to see where the leek is coming from.

I heard her coming and I think I disengaged before she saw me...But I turrened around smiled and walked back towards my car. I hope she thought she just really coulden't see what I was doing...But I am TERRIFIED that she will come up to my appt. or catch me outside and be like "Scott where you URINATING in the garage?" And I'll have to smile and say "Noooooooo silly I was emptying my soda!!!!" Or somthing which she and I both know are not true...Oh man am I emberrised...I keep thinking that shell want to kick me out of the bulding....I need a drink. DAMMIT...I am so not punk rock.


Tommorow I adution for the HBO comedy festivel...Mayhap this will amke good material.

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