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Sunday Jun 09, 2002

Jun 9, 2002
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So today I decided to go running because Im fat. (Not really, but this helps me get up and get going and frikkin do cardio that I hate so much.)

Now gentle reader, I have not run for many years...Like 10 or so. And its funny...I think my legs have stopped working. Tommorow, I put the tap shoes back on and attempt to take a class (also been ten years) at L.A.'s premeir snooty, really-fuckin-proffesional "The edge". If my legs could actually walk me around at this point, I think they just might kill me be walking me in front of a truck....Oh but I will have my way you Vertical meat locomotives...I will have my way....

Macnutjob
monovox:
So I had a hell of a time finding the friggin bridge. Had to wade through mud up to my junk. This fuckin badger started looking at me like love was in the air and started humping my leg like it was time for the spring rut. I get to the bridge and no Macbastard! Blowin smoke up my arse? or is this why you are workin on the runnin wink ?

perhaps another day my friend...
Jun 9, 2002

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