macbastard

I am going to propose to either this meat eating mermaid. Or this vegiterian goth babe.

But Im not gonna tell you wich one! Its a secret. Shhhhhh. A secret just like the time my 4th grade teacher Mr. Apellby took me into the bathroom and tried to touch me in my potty place. He tried, but I showed him. I showed hime good. With a hammer and a pair of pliers and some copper wire. The rags stiffeled his screams too. Oh the scent of Lye. And how it destroys tissue so. Yes a secret like that.


Macoh my god