Every Sunday I play a 3.5 campaign of D&D. It's been on a bit of a break for the holidays, but I figured I'd let you in on another of my weird hobbies because...why not?
Anyway, we are going through a Liontar (half lion/half horse) city and they don't really like humans. My character, Mimi is a recycled character from an old campaign where she was known as "The Sexy Bard". Mimi isn't a particularly sexual character, nor a particularly attractive character. The name came from a battle where Mimi turned 15 men against their leader and boss...because the party was split and somehow it was decided that leaving the bard alone would be a good idea. -.-
But I digress... This is only my second game reusing Mimi after my Wiz, George turned into a dragon Lich with glitter and a mega penis (it was just a prestidigitation spell but she left the party in a tiff and went off to become evil because she got mad at the Cleric making fun of her for being afraid of undead.)
During this past game, I was too lazy to print out or write down my spell list so Mimi spent a 4 hour fight using only her wicked dance moves and delicate voice. To turn the Cleric into its special tiger form, the Cleric has to get angry, so someone did a spell to make her angry and after all the bad guys were done being killed, the cleric attacked the dancing bard. :(
Mimi sang her soft kitty and all was better.
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