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You know those days when you wake up and can just feel that all the shit you are used to dealing with on a daily basis will today become a bitch and piss you off more then ever? Heres how it goes;

Wake up to sound of bastard alarm on phone

Snooze for 5 minutes longer than usual

Come out of snooze just intime to hear someone else get in the bathroom before you (now you're running late)

get in bathroom, get shit together and get to car to find frost!!! (scrape frost off windscreen, now you're running even later)

Get to the end of the road and no bastard will let you out.

Finally get out of the turning and get stuck behind the slowest moving bastard in history

Get to the bit in almost every car journey within the M25 where theres just always build up of traffic and this morning when you are running a little bit late its worse than usual

Work through the day til 3pm and every bastard student turns up for their lesson for the first time in history so you have no time to even go and take a piss

Rush over to the next school during school run time and get stuck behind every school bus or school run mum in the world (now having caught up, you are running late again)

Finish up at around 6 and fight throught rush hour traffic to get to evening job

Leave to do the 70 mile drive home at around nine (give or take 5mins, the last student always wants a fucking chat at 9 o'clock when you're in a rush to get home)

You get near home and see in the road that a fox and its cubs are trying to cross the road, they see the car and scatter, the little cub cannot comprehend the fence so runs down the road in the same direction you are heading. stop car and switch off headlights so as to not scare the cub and in the hope that it will follow its mother into the woods

Turn on headlights to see fox cub trying to get through fence still, turn off headlights again "just get out of the fucking road so i can go home for the love of christ"

Finally fox cub disappears into woods

Arrive home at around 10.30pm and need to print off music for tomorrows lessons aware of the fact that you have to leave in the morning at about 7 so want to be in bed by 11

Computer is obviously aware that you are in a rush and decides to be as painfully fucking slow as humanly possible (it gets punched)

Printer is also aware having communicated with PC and decides that today it will not feed the paper so you can not print

You decide that maybe it was your own fault for your rush and give it the benefit of the doubt and you breath deeply, sigh and try again to print the documents that were the only reason you made the 70 mile drive home instead of staying at a friends

The printer laughs at you "you arent getting those things printed tonight you stupid man" it says, in a french accent (printers talk in a french accent when they are trying to see how far they can push you)

The paper gets flung across the room, the french speaking printer gets a punch (which hurts your hand) and then laughs again so gets kicked also, then unplugged and pushed out of your sight

You give up on the printing and go to bed.