I suddenly found my self singing this song...maybe it's time for me to get laid...I'm just sayin lol!!
With Valentine's Day fast approaching this is the best time to go to the mall and people watch. The day before V-Day is the best. Watching everyone run around trying to find the gift that they should've bought months ago all because if they don't they know they won't get laid that night. See, I figure I'll just give my guy the one thing that he always likes...me naked lol! Can't go wrong with it!! Maybe even add whip cream, but no matter what I don't have to run around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to prove my love. It's a win/win situation.
With Valentine's Day fast approaching this is the best time to go to the mall and people watch. The day before V-Day is the best. Watching everyone run around trying to find the gift that they should've bought months ago all because if they don't they know they won't get laid that night. See, I figure I'll just give my guy the one thing that he always likes...me naked lol! Can't go wrong with it!! Maybe even add whip cream, but no matter what I don't have to run around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to prove my love. It's a win/win situation.
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put out a sheet of bubble wrap grab the end and roll across the floor, put a label on and prop yourself up by the door....he will think your mail and unwrap you