My grandmother is insane.
Mean and insane.
but she makes killer stuffing.
Mean and insane.
but she makes killer stuffing.
thefreak:
Thanks for ruining it for the rest of us ugly schlubs. 
-TM
-TM
I guess I am really loud in the sack. I knew I made some noises but I didn't think It was loud enough to piss anyone off. no one has ever told me how loud I get. WHOOPS! I am not sorry or anything. Just a quick note.
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wren:
One time when you were dating that one dirty hippie what was his name again I HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL OF THEIR NAMES THOSE GUYS WE HUNG OUT WITH. Anyway. One time. You had your stereo on with the speakers turned toward the little fan between our rooms. But I could still hear you. Because the speakers were on your side of the room. It was like a porno for the blind. AWESOME. HA. 
I Just took a super long hot shower. I have had a lot on my mind. A friend of mine decided that he wants to have a baby, with me... He ain't gay and he doesn't want a romantic relationship. He wants a child and he wants one with me. I understand why, any child lucky enough to get my DNA is going to be...
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thefreak:
Man, you know some crazy-ass people.
I wouldn't mind making a baby w/you...except for the baby-making part.
Wait for it...
-TM
I wouldn't mind making a baby w/you...except for the baby-making part.
Wait for it...
-TM
um. wow tequila can go straight to hell. last night was pretty nuts. I have no clue where my car is. I am somehow home and in pjs... i must investigate this matter. I think there might have been an after bar at megan's then I might have walked home...I slightly remember my hot friend joe. The bong is out. There are 2 beer bottles...those...
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wren:
Ugh, that's no good.
Shitty night at work...no money.... come home to find my asshat roommate broke the effing slide in my bong... I have had that bong for like 12 hours. Dick. Fuck face won't let me use his bubbler unless he is there. I leave the fucking house and dick for fucking brains takes my bong and fucking breaks it. douche...no KADOUCHE like ka bang. only douchie...
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wren:
Did you tell him he needs to give you some money now?
thefreak:
Here, have some YouTube goodness to cheer you up.
And speaking of pot...
-TM
Here, have some YouTube goodness to cheer you up.
And speaking of pot...
-TM
I am am stoned out of my gourd and watching figure skating. I bought a new smoking toy.
Madison's Halloween bash was last night. It was sorta crazy . I made a pretty chunk oh change last night at the bar. I only worked 3 hours and made 200 and some change. NIIIIIICE.
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Madison's Halloween bash was last night. It was sorta crazy . I made a pretty chunk oh change last night at the bar. I only worked 3 hours and made 200 and some change. NIIIIIICE.
The best thing about hallowqueen is Sitting on your porch the next...
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dickstarr:
Ha! The walks of shame. I think you and your friends sound great. 
I think you and your friends sound great. Hallo
i am going to the derby!!! yea! My roommate is going to possibly pick up chicks... I am going to go. Then I have too work. boo
BUT it will be all good. No worries
kisses .
i am going to the derby!!! yea! My roommate is going to possibly pick up chicks... I am going to go. Then I have too work. boo
BUT it will be all good. No worries
kisses .
thefreak:
You're gonna work, all right...work that ass!
-TM
-TM
wren:
You mean like the ROLLER derby? Or am I misinterpreting that? 
AHHHH hallo SG Land. My goodness it has been a while. I don't believe I have anything to really report. I just have a feeling that someone wants me to update. I just got my internet back and running. I have lazy internet. SLow, lazy, and cheap internets. ::SIGH::
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wren:
I have nothing to report, either. JOBLESSNESS AHOY
wren:
ALSO: I didn't call you when I was in WI? Because I am a liar or something? Anyway, I spent most of the time I was there watching Futurama with D and D and helping them rip up carpeting. The primary reason I went was to go to a party that Jenny's family was having. It was pretty kick ass. One of her brothers got really plowed and gave me about five hugs before we left that night, it was hilarious.
So, for the sake of getting my car fixed I will be in a Packers jersey for my bar shift. I really wanted to wear my bears shirt but I need money and Packer fans are assholes. Hahah Just kidding I love you guys... yeah toadally
thefreak:
Silly Cheesehead.
-TM
-TM
wren:
That is hilarious.
I'll be in WI this weekend. I will call you.
I'll be in WI this weekend. I will call you.
...
Pervert.
-TM