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lylonijade

Madison Wisconsin.

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Wednesday Sep 05, 2007

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I have been reading a lot as of late. It is so damn hot I find it is the best way to stay cool.
50 points and my undying love to whom ever figures out where this passage comes from...

"Centuries ago sailors on long voyages used to leave a pair of pigs on every deserted island. Or they'd leave a pair of goats. Either way on any future visit , the island would be a source of meat. These islands, they were pristine. These were home to breeds of birds with no natural predators. Breeds of birds that lived nowhere else on earth. The plants there, without enemies they evolved without thorns or poisons. Without predators and enemies, these islands, they were paradise.
The sailors, the next time they visited these islands, the only things still there would be the herds of goats and pigs.
Oyster is telling This story.
The sailors called this "seeding meat."
Oyster says, 'Does this remind you of anything? Maybe the ol' Adam and Eve story?'
Looking out the car window, he says, 'You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?'"


When I say undying love and devotion I mean it... FOREVER

smoosh.
thefreak:
Would that be Mr. Chuck Palahniuk?

BTW, what kind of points are these? Brownie Points? Bonus Points? Are they redeemable for things? Because I could really use some eating out @the Y, if you follow me. wink

-TM
Sep 7, 2007

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