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What is more xmasie then a girl sucking on a candy cane?

I need some help. Raph's family is asking me what I want for christmas. I dunno what I want for christmas. Should I stay cheep as in socks and candy? or venture in to the moderatly priced relm of of what ever the hell you get for your son's american girlfriend who doesn't speak German?

Yeah. That is what I thought. Also, I had not planned on getting them anything so now I feel like an asshole. I hate feeling like an asshole.

should I just tell them that I am Jewish or better yet a Buddist? Lord knows his Catholic mother would love both of those options. At least I don't have to tell her that I am carrying her illigitamet grandchild. I will save that for Easter.



quiz motherfucker!