Truth 'n Lies
1- I am a 21 year-old human male.
2- I own all of the organs in my body. They were given to me by magical fairies when I lived inside my mothers vagina.
3- I do most of my SuicideGirl commenting and journal writing while at work. Here, I get paid $14 an hour to write 20 facts about me.
4- I like learning languages and can speak many languages non-fluently. At times I could form full sentances in both German and Japanese. These were the most advanced of my non-fluent languages. But I no longer have these skills, as I have long forgotten them.
5- I sweat quite frequently. I believe I am sweating right now, but I won't tell you why.
6- Six is my favourite number. It is the sixth number in the alpahbet, and this point holds no true meaning. It can also make an unhappy face with a tounge sticking out of it if it is accompanied by an equal sign. =6
7- I've had a craving for cornbread muffins for two weeks now. I think about cornbread muffins everyday and wish that someone will make some for me.
8- I have been blessed with the metabalism of a small rodent and can eat twice my weight and not gain a pound.
9- I smoke at least 4 cigarettes a day. I have cut back a lot since I started my new job and find that I get incredibly dehydrated when I smoke more than that. Of course, I'm always dehydrated.
10- I hate strawberry jam. I always have. I hate strawberry wine and strawberry yogurt. I have never eaten anything strawberry flavoured that I have thorougly enjoyed. I don't mind real strawberries, however. When I do see a jar of strawberry jam, I feel the urge to kidnap it and smash it into a thousand peices and leave its remains to spoil.
11- A strawberry jam once killed my father and raped my mother. My father recovered nicely and is doing much better now. My mother has been having relapse's quite frequently and is no longer allowed to drive heavy machinary.
12- My mother is a hair dresser and so is my ex-girlfriend. I have never once paid for a haircut and never intend to. Either my mother will live as long as I do, or my ex will follow me around forever.
13- I would love to have a detachable penis. Or several.
14- My last name makes people laugh.
15- There are people who watch my every move and document it. Several times the recorded information has been used to make movies, cartoons, and video games. They are very clever.
16- I like to own lots of ridiculous things. I have a somewhat large collection of toys. A somewhat large collection of makeup. As time goes on, I get bored of such collections and start new ones.
17- For the first 3 years of my life I believed that I was a house cat. I do not have any memory of this, nor does anyone else, but I know.
18- I had to do this twice because the server went down. But because I have super natural powers of deduction, I was able to realize that this was happening and copy and pasted it onto a word document. Huzzah!
19- I rarely capitalize anything while typing informal things, such as comments and journals. But I felt that this was special.
20- I believe that anyone who reads this should be 'tagged' and be forced into doing this as well. I will not choose certain people to do it. If you do do it, put it in your journals, not in the comments for this journal. If you do do it, then you should let me know by leaving me a message here or on my front page. This is just in case I don't watch your journals because I secretly hate you. For those who have already done it, I expect that you do it again. Just copy and paste the old one into a new journal and pretend like this is new and entertaining.
1- I am a 21 year-old human male.
2- I own all of the organs in my body. They were given to me by magical fairies when I lived inside my mothers vagina.
3- I do most of my SuicideGirl commenting and journal writing while at work. Here, I get paid $14 an hour to write 20 facts about me.
4- I like learning languages and can speak many languages non-fluently. At times I could form full sentances in both German and Japanese. These were the most advanced of my non-fluent languages. But I no longer have these skills, as I have long forgotten them.
5- I sweat quite frequently. I believe I am sweating right now, but I won't tell you why.
6- Six is my favourite number. It is the sixth number in the alpahbet, and this point holds no true meaning. It can also make an unhappy face with a tounge sticking out of it if it is accompanied by an equal sign. =6
7- I've had a craving for cornbread muffins for two weeks now. I think about cornbread muffins everyday and wish that someone will make some for me.
8- I have been blessed with the metabalism of a small rodent and can eat twice my weight and not gain a pound.
9- I smoke at least 4 cigarettes a day. I have cut back a lot since I started my new job and find that I get incredibly dehydrated when I smoke more than that. Of course, I'm always dehydrated.
10- I hate strawberry jam. I always have. I hate strawberry wine and strawberry yogurt. I have never eaten anything strawberry flavoured that I have thorougly enjoyed. I don't mind real strawberries, however. When I do see a jar of strawberry jam, I feel the urge to kidnap it and smash it into a thousand peices and leave its remains to spoil.
11- A strawberry jam once killed my father and raped my mother. My father recovered nicely and is doing much better now. My mother has been having relapse's quite frequently and is no longer allowed to drive heavy machinary.
12- My mother is a hair dresser and so is my ex-girlfriend. I have never once paid for a haircut and never intend to. Either my mother will live as long as I do, or my ex will follow me around forever.
13- I would love to have a detachable penis. Or several.
14- My last name makes people laugh.
15- There are people who watch my every move and document it. Several times the recorded information has been used to make movies, cartoons, and video games. They are very clever.
16- I like to own lots of ridiculous things. I have a somewhat large collection of toys. A somewhat large collection of makeup. As time goes on, I get bored of such collections and start new ones.
17- For the first 3 years of my life I believed that I was a house cat. I do not have any memory of this, nor does anyone else, but I know.
18- I had to do this twice because the server went down. But because I have super natural powers of deduction, I was able to realize that this was happening and copy and pasted it onto a word document. Huzzah!
19- I rarely capitalize anything while typing informal things, such as comments and journals. But I felt that this was special.
20- I believe that anyone who reads this should be 'tagged' and be forced into doing this as well. I will not choose certain people to do it. If you do do it, put it in your journals, not in the comments for this journal. If you do do it, then you should let me know by leaving me a message here or on my front page. This is just in case I don't watch your journals because I secretly hate you. For those who have already done it, I expect that you do it again. Just copy and paste the old one into a new journal and pretend like this is new and entertaining.
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i lurves it!
[Edited on Dec 16, 2005 10:59PM]