lyfeforce

So for my birthday, I did my cheuvanistic duty and went to the local gentlemens club for some kink.

I learned that not all clubs are the same. The one I frequented back when I turned old enough to get in were full of the pushier kinds of performers, ones that didn't go away unless you gave them a dollar. The girls at this club were actually very polite and very sexy at the same time. Their couch dance area was seperate from the main performance stage and satelites and allowed for a little privacy. Very classy. In fact, It's just about as classy as a placed bathed in blacklights can be in my opinion.

Oh, and I also went to Wizard World and got to see Kevin Smith talk for three hours. It was great, but he was almost shown up by a staffer having a mental breakdown on stage, in spotlight.

Stewart, if you're reading this, God bless you.