Today someone finally asked me about the logo on my backpack. It's from a porn website. The bag was free and it's really useful, and I get a kick out of wearing something that most people won't "get". I'd been talking with him about the difficulties of fasting for Ramadan, and he was saying how hard it was to not oggle girls while trying to maintain a purity of body and thought. And then he goes and outs himself with noticing the porn logo. So amused! 
Had dinner out tonight and dessert came with two stemmed cherries. So of course we attempt to tie the stems in knots with our tongues. He gets his no problem (oooh baby), but mine just isn't working. So I tied it in a knot with my fingers. The moral of the story is: if your mouth isn't working, use your hands.
Had dinner out tonight and dessert came with two stemmed cherries. So of course we attempt to tie the stems in knots with our tongues. He gets his no problem (oooh baby), but mine just isn't working. So I tied it in a knot with my fingers. The moral of the story is: if your mouth isn't working, use your hands.
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darke:
Valiant effort, but no way is "Being with you" going to oust the Prince of Darkeness and the 80s Metal Slut Queen. The only songs that could are more diabolical by far, so I'll stick with Ozzy
arden:
thank you 