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I like walmart. I not only shop at walmart for the occasional mad discounts, I also shop there for the occasional mad people. Its like dinner AND a mouth foaming rabies carrying show.
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Here is my Wednesday Morning Rant. Maybe because its the beautifully christened new dawn of a Humpday, and I aint Humpin today, but lately this really grinds my gears...

Its called a Courtesy Call people. When you miss a call, you call back as a damn courtesy. I'll even accept a text back like "Yo, you call?''
Maybe im overthinking how good our friendship...
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Everybody! Look at the new video i posted in my videos section for a treat! This is Meowdatory!
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luvinalternative:
Check out my video section, wouldnt load in my blog!
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SWAG

An acronym created by a group of men in the United States during the 1960's that means Secretly We Are Gay.
Ex. "Mark, Joey and I are swag"

Man: Hey guys do you like that chick?
Group: ya, but SWAG.

Men in the group would pass secret messages and organize clandestine meets using this acronym in public. So, the next time you hear...
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Saturday Night I got booked to work at a Leather Fetish Tradeshow! I was definitely at the boundary of my comfort zone, thats for sure. I saw people having sex in public(Later on in the evening, after 1 am), guys getting head by other men on the dancefloor, and more leather, latex, whips, and exposed flesh than i had bargained for.
It felt like...
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ravina:
Sounds very interesting smile
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Shit, what am i going to be for Halloween this year? I usually get inspired by something from 6 months ago and go with that. I could always be Captain Morgan again, or One half of LMFAO. Fuck it, I might even get my wings out and be the Sluttiest angel this town has ever seen. Or just roll as Cat Woman. That batman theme...
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Todays funny reality: When a friend or someone you work with tells you "They had a dream with you in it" It means they dreamed you had sex with them, and they are now considering you as a sexual partner.
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This is fucking crazy. Ive never seen a concert where the fans singing obliterate the voice of the singer. Then again, ive never been to a Psy concert in Korea.
Enjoy all you beautiful people and GOOD NIGHT, its bedtime for this badass tongue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixsn81SqU6E&feature=youtu.be