So I'm modeling again. I'm a petite borderline plus (size 8 is a plus I'm a size 6... for the first time in years i might add). SO I'm a photo model. Which is all I wanted to be able to do.
BUT: I have a problem. I big problem.
BUT: I have a problem. I big problem.
When these amateurs tell me how they want to shoot me I gag. I'm going to end up telling them what to do. Becase their 'portfolio's are sad. And I dont have enough in mine right now to work ith someone I wouldnt have to help. So this is going to be horrible.
"Ok this is hte pose. No no no move a litle to your left. God your'e incompetent. I was doing this when I was 7. ARGH! Ok set your aperature a bit higher. No trust me. Move in closer...> ARGH!!!!!!!!"
These photogs are going to think I'm a diva.
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lazaruscries:
Mr. Incognito's solution seems nice but just remember, idiots suck and who cares what they think.
greaser:
You sound like me dealing with a mechanic