The past few days have been filled with people all saying one thing to me.
"you are perfect"
OK I disagree. But i got a 5minute long list of why I'm the perfect girl from my boss and that made me feel better.
Personally I think it's what makes me not perfect that should be the most admired.
In the last 3 days I have...
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"you are perfect"
OK I disagree. But i got a 5minute long list of why I'm the perfect girl from my boss and that made me feel better.
Personally I think it's what makes me not perfect that should be the most admired.
In the last 3 days I have...
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fatkidlovescake:
mmm pulled pork and blow jobs...sounds like a little slice of heaven to me
pomfelo:
If it makes you feel better, I've noticed all your flaws. 
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danobain:
Dammit....I knew there had to be a catch...
Ah well, I suppose you have to pay the piper if you want to dance to the tune....
Ah well, I suppose you have to pay the piper if you want to dance to the tune....
lazaruscries:
Do not worry, most women forget I exist. 
Oh and they should put this on the front page. Or at the very least find some way to keep a tally of how many men do it.
Oh and they should put this on the front page. Or at the very least find some way to keep a tally of how many men do it. True Story:
I have a military/special forces buddy who likes to talk a mean game about what he can do. In fact I have a lot of funny stories about him.
Well one day we're sitting on my couch and he is drunk and telling me I can ask him any question I want about him. I tell him my standard polite answer. "We're such...
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I have a military/special forces buddy who likes to talk a mean game about what he can do. In fact I have a lot of funny stories about him.
Well one day we're sitting on my couch and he is drunk and telling me I can ask him any question I want about him. I tell him my standard polite answer. "We're such...
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lazaruscries:
So I was not supposed to do a background check on you either?
marvel:
Hello Miss Lusyd 
I was browsing Etsy today and saw this and squeeeee'd and thought of you
I was browsing Etsy today and saw this and squeeeee'd and thought of you
"I hate everyone.... but I don't hate you."
It's been a long week. When I get home tonight I get to plan the rest of my week. Which starts with seeing my favorite band live (assemblage 23). My buddy and his buddies are godsends. When I've been feeling down they play online with me and joke around until I'm feeling better. It's helpful.
Next weeks...
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It's been a long week. When I get home tonight I get to plan the rest of my week. Which starts with seeing my favorite band live (assemblage 23). My buddy and his buddies are godsends. When I've been feeling down they play online with me and joke around until I'm feeling better. It's helpful.
Next weeks...
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greaser:
Most of my money goes to my house, which is tax deductible, so I did rather well on my tax returns
Good luck with the driving. I, for one, couldn't live without it.
Good luck with the driving. I, for one, couldn't live without it.
fatkidlovescake:
i got about a grand back...its all gone by now of course, but whatever. it was fun while it lasted.
and making your friends dinner? need any recipe ideas?
and making your friends dinner? need any recipe ideas?
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devilsreject:
HAHAHAAA! No. I have actually written a couple stories for that group. Not creepy, just good filthy, dirty, smutty, fun.
My grandma (step grandma i guess) died last night.
It's been a bad day. I can't seem to get a break. I woke up and went to work out right after i got the message and talked to my mom. She's taking care of her husband (it was his mom) and i'll be checking on them regularly today. She's shooken up. She married younger than...
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It's been a bad day. I can't seem to get a break. I woke up and went to work out right after i got the message and talked to my mom. She's taking care of her husband (it was his mom) and i'll be checking on them regularly today. She's shooken up. She married younger than...
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grumpyoldbastard:
just think about all the fun stuff you did with her
jennrose:
*snuggles*
Playing Uno is super fun on xbox live. Trying to lose at Uno on xbox live is the hardest thing I've ever had to do at 4am. Ever.
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lazaruscries:
WHy would you try to lose, for an achievement?
greaser:
I shiver with anticipation
So my boss was supposed to come over last night for lasagna. He's a bit of a flake so he didn't show.
No probleme except that now I have a shit ton of left over extra cheesy lasagna..... what the hell should I do with it?!
No probleme except that now I have a shit ton of left over extra cheesy lasagna..... what the hell should I do with it?!
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hemightbegiant:
Drive it to Torrington Connecticut and place it in my fridge. It will go to good use.
lazaruscries:
I like lasagna.
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cosmo:
You + that dress could never = Fail!
hemightbegiant:
Looking awesome!
You should post the Strip tease anyway. Just put the track over the actual audio
You should post the Strip tease anyway. Just put the track over the actual audio
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lazaruscries:
I am telling you, Cure-o-sauras. Golden.
lazaruscries:
Sounds sexy to me.
38 Hours of work this week.
I made more this week than i did for all of two christmas' ago. Go me!
My boss got fired though this morning. I cried. I found out because our district manager (who just got back from firing him) came in and shit talked him. I am very good friends with all of my bosses so I was very...
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I made more this week than i did for all of two christmas' ago. Go me!
My boss got fired though this morning. I cried. I found out because our district manager (who just got back from firing him) came in and shit talked him. I am very good friends with all of my bosses so I was very...
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papawheelie:
mayeb the ex-boss will get hired on to some kick ass other thing and bring you over to join him!
greaser:
Your district manager is very unprofessional for shit talking your boss in front of employees. How do people like that make it beyond lower management?
I won't be around much this week. I got a +30 hour work week ahead of me. Which is great because I"m making a lot of money (which i need as I'm broke).
So cheer me on because it means I might have another store that will give me hours! (which means more money.... and more money means happy Lusyd)
IF you haven't already go...
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So cheer me on because it means I might have another store that will give me hours! (which means more money.... and more money means happy Lusyd)
IF you haven't already go...
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heckler:
yuo can have some of my hours if you want? I've been doing a 47 hour week for the last 18 months & to be honest I've totally had enough of it now, but I neeed the money so I can't afford to stop 
greaser:
Cheers? I'm on it.
Now what did I do with that cheerleader costume?
Now what did I do with that cheerleader costume?