Another Strange day in the life of Lusipher_James.
I went to bed at 7 this morning because me and my friend Carolyn were playing PS2 all night, Baldurs gate Daqrk Alliance. So the day started off well enough. I got up and Watched Die Hard And went to work, this is where the day gets strange. I minding my business washing dishes when one of the cooks yells oput, OH my God you will not believe this. And I didn't, because greeting us at the back door of the restaraunt was an 8 foot alligator, yes an 8 foot fucking alligator. Normal for some southern residents, but I live in Wisconsin. Apparently the restaraunt was having a beer tasting party and my boss decidedit would be fun to rent an alligator and an 18 foot constrictor snake. The alligator, tamed, or so they claimed, was not in a cage, it was just allowed to roam the front of the restaraunt , the constrictor was in a cage thank God. Although I did get to pet it. Then I came home and see an empty bag and a magazine on my chair. Now my roomate went to work shortly after I did, so I know he did not have time to run to the mall. I can find no evidence of what was in the bag and I start thinking, who would break in and leave a bag. Now i WAS EXPECTING TWO PHONE MESSAGES WHEN i GOT HOME, ONE FROM THE EX SO WE COULD "TALK" fucking caps lock and one from carolyn Having neither of these I decide to call Carolyn, I got her machine and so I knew she was out, I started leaving a message and then I saw it, a 1/6 scale LULU action figure from final fantasy x on my turtle tank. I have been looking for one for weeks, and now one was here. So Iinterupt my message by saying something to the effect of Holy Fuck that is so cool. So I check the note attached from it and it is from Carolyn. She has got to be one of the Raddest girls ever to live. Now I am just waiting for her to arrive. What a good day.
I went to bed at 7 this morning because me and my friend Carolyn were playing PS2 all night, Baldurs gate Daqrk Alliance. So the day started off well enough. I got up and Watched Die Hard And went to work, this is where the day gets strange. I minding my business washing dishes when one of the cooks yells oput, OH my God you will not believe this. And I didn't, because greeting us at the back door of the restaraunt was an 8 foot alligator, yes an 8 foot fucking alligator. Normal for some southern residents, but I live in Wisconsin. Apparently the restaraunt was having a beer tasting party and my boss decidedit would be fun to rent an alligator and an 18 foot constrictor snake. The alligator, tamed, or so they claimed, was not in a cage, it was just allowed to roam the front of the restaraunt , the constrictor was in a cage thank God. Although I did get to pet it. Then I came home and see an empty bag and a magazine on my chair. Now my roomate went to work shortly after I did, so I know he did not have time to run to the mall. I can find no evidence of what was in the bag and I start thinking, who would break in and leave a bag. Now i WAS EXPECTING TWO PHONE MESSAGES WHEN i GOT HOME, ONE FROM THE EX SO WE COULD "TALK" fucking caps lock and one from carolyn Having neither of these I decide to call Carolyn, I got her machine and so I knew she was out, I started leaving a message and then I saw it, a 1/6 scale LULU action figure from final fantasy x on my turtle tank. I have been looking for one for weeks, and now one was here. So Iinterupt my message by saying something to the effect of Holy Fuck that is so cool. So I check the note attached from it and it is from Carolyn. She has got to be one of the Raddest girls ever to live. Now I am just waiting for her to arrive. What a good day.