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Ahhh the Holiday Season....*has sip of tea from cheesy X-mas mug*
As I sit here nestled amongst my childhood decorations, and Christmas tree all a-glow with twinkling lights, I can only reflect on how this glorious...nay, Joyous Season has brought bountiful cheer, and luck...and the snow is cascading down upon my rooftop...WAIT! THAT'S NOT SNOW?!?!?!
It would seem that it is actually flaming shit balls!

So if you didn't know, some low-life-waste-of-skin douche-fuck decided to hack my Hotmail, and Facebook accounts...I have had no access to any of my important e-mails...good thing I'm planning a few important events, and waiting to hear back about important gigs! Yay!
Also, I love that all my friends think that I am writing them asking for their personal information!
WEEEEeeeeEEEEE!!! <3 <3 <3

...o.k, enough of the sarcasm, i'm depressing myself.
I'm trying to have a positive outlook on this shitstorm...so business as usual:

I went to that Reptile Expo












Bought a new baby, her name is Bonnie, and she is a Borneo short tailed python
although...I don't have any pics yet.

Went to Ann Arbor to visit Mr.Zuck








Dane worked on his sleeve



Since we spoke last we had the first accumulative snowfall in London
...which was pretty exciting!

Freyja is still snake watching


We took a good friend of ours on an epic snowy road trip to Columbus to shoot with Alissa



Also modeled for Big Rock Little Cock, I mean Rooster

For Holiday Hop...












the beautiful Harlowe







mmmmm...

Went to Easton for the first time...


now there's something you don't see in Canada!

also this...

But they had $15 buckets of Corona..so it kind of made up for it...

I added my own flare to the bar...

I molested a nativity scene...


Smoked a 6ft bong for the first time ever!


Hung out with some awesome puppies @ Sunshine's house having a multiple day Simpsons-a-thon



So excited to see this lady in MR soon!!!


Got home to London, and it was full-scale blizzarding!
They ended up declaring state of emergency for a few days!



Made for some awesome snow-days stuck at our house for extended periods of time...
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Holiday Jager diorama!


It actually got much, much worse after that.
The Military has been called in to help, they closed down major highways even!
The last few days they have been airlifting tons of poor people that were stranded in the middle of nowhere in the storm to temporary army bases built out in the fields!
Friends of ours had grandparents that were some of those people, they ended up having to abandon their car after running out of gas, and hiking to the nearest 18 wheeler that was stranded, and sleeping in the cabin with him over night until they could be rescued by the helicopter the next day! and they are 65 years old!
Can you believe it? I thought it was going to be '77 all over again!

..on a lighter note...put up a Christmas tree in our house for the first time in 3 years...

I felt like after finally getting our house set up after all this time, and having the studio that I would actually make it look festive around here...
I think Archie appreciates the homey-Christmas feel as well



I got my chest tattooed again, as you saw in my previous blog..






Had a few TNT SG nights end sloppy/awesome
trixxx and I...

The people at google must get bored sometimes..


Pwned Dane at words with Friends

?!??!?!


What else...oh, went home this past week-end and built gingerbread houses with my niece..












I leave you with this video I took while at the pet store..
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Have a Merry Christmas if you celebrate it, if you don't, have a Merry few weeks laughing at our consumerwhore, Wal-Mart swarming, road-rage driving automaton citizens.

P.S.~in the time I wrote this blog, Dane chugged that whole tea I spoke of, leaving me with backwash cold tea bottoms, and then neglected to get off his Angry Bird's obsessed ass, to pour me another cup...so I am now posting this here so as to shame him into a more co-operative future