I have so much to show you!!!
My trip to the Caribbean with Tita and Dane was amazing!
We have never done anything like it, before this, the only place we've been is Myrtle Beach...and Dane had fucking SARS the whole time we were there! FAIL.
Anyhoo, there are so many fucking photos to post I am breaking this thing into multiple posts!!
We went to San Juan, St.Thomas, and Turks and Caicos!!
Firstly we drove 9 hours from London to Cape Liberty, Bayonne, New Jersey!
The ride was great, but we totally shit the bed, and went up a day early by accident, and hung out in Manhattan with Dane's uncle..it was good times had some tasty foods and beers.
When we drove back over from New York into Bayonne in the morning, we dicked around at this monument the Russians gave the Americans after 9/11~cough~false flag~cough~
I was a giant crack with a tear in it that kinda looks like a vagina
I couldn't believe how freakin' huge this boat was!!
The inside of the boat was epic, we got lost several times before finding our bearings!
Our port hole:
It was pretty brutal weather for a few days, so watching the waves was insane, it kinda scared me to be off of the Continental shelf! ZOINKS
The first night we got to go into the Palace theatre afterhours, meet the cast/crew peeps, and have some beers!
The crazy curtain
This boat had a fucking casino!
For reals, mass tables, slots, roulette, seizuring lights...you name it
We basically lived at this buffet called the Wind Jammer, ate there 3 times a day everyday.
This tree impressed me with it's fancy trunk action
It was glorious.
The only time we didn't eat there was the first "formal night" we actually got all gussied up, and ate in the dining room, and scarred the family that we sat with. We had our photos taken "professionally" but I'd have to scan them in...meh...maybe later.
I am GAMBLOR
There was also the Chamber, a medieval themed bar that was 2 floors with your token top 30 music, open til 3am and people dancing who don't normally dance, looking like total fuck-wads....good people watching though...
having some laughs with Adrian and Tita
Boobies!!!
One of the first nights was this champagne/meet the crew of the ship night, where everyone was introduced with thier own theme music...of course the guy from Canada came out to Hockey night in Canada!
Finally, after 2 days at sea, the weather started to warm up, and the sun bathing began...
Oh yeah!! Tita was nice enough to have us upgraded to "Diamond members" which meant this little card got us some swanky discounts, free stuff, and access to a special bar where we got free beers from 5-8pm! Oh hells yeah, we used the shit out that!
So Dane of course, spends his sunbathing time reading a snowboard magazine!
Typical.
Oh yeah this elderly couple that dressed in matching outfits everyday busted some sweet moves on the dance floor, look at this grand finale!!!
Well that's it for now my friends...Now I must invest time in re-sizing and cutting down photos for the next post!
So, I missed you guys! and tune in to my next blog covering San Juan, Puerto Rico! There was this rad graveyard I spent alot of time in!
Keep fit, have fun, Body Break.
My trip to the Caribbean with Tita and Dane was amazing!
We have never done anything like it, before this, the only place we've been is Myrtle Beach...and Dane had fucking SARS the whole time we were there! FAIL.
Anyhoo, there are so many fucking photos to post I am breaking this thing into multiple posts!!
We went to San Juan, St.Thomas, and Turks and Caicos!!
Firstly we drove 9 hours from London to Cape Liberty, Bayonne, New Jersey!
The ride was great, but we totally shit the bed, and went up a day early by accident, and hung out in Manhattan with Dane's uncle..it was good times had some tasty foods and beers.
When we drove back over from New York into Bayonne in the morning, we dicked around at this monument the Russians gave the Americans after 9/11~cough~false flag~cough~
I was a giant crack with a tear in it that kinda looks like a vagina
I couldn't believe how freakin' huge this boat was!!
The inside of the boat was epic, we got lost several times before finding our bearings!
Our port hole:
It was pretty brutal weather for a few days, so watching the waves was insane, it kinda scared me to be off of the Continental shelf! ZOINKSThe first night we got to go into the Palace theatre afterhours, meet the cast/crew peeps, and have some beers!
The crazy curtain
This boat had a fucking casino!
For reals, mass tables, slots, roulette, seizuring lights...you name it
We basically lived at this buffet called the Wind Jammer, ate there 3 times a day everyday.
This tree impressed me with it's fancy trunk action
It was glorious.
The only time we didn't eat there was the first "formal night" we actually got all gussied up, and ate in the dining room, and scarred the family that we sat with. We had our photos taken "professionally" but I'd have to scan them in...meh...maybe later.
I am GAMBLOR
There was also the Chamber, a medieval themed bar that was 2 floors with your token top 30 music, open til 3am and people dancing who don't normally dance, looking like total fuck-wads....good people watching though...
having some laughs with Adrian and Tita
Boobies!!!
One of the first nights was this champagne/meet the crew of the ship night, where everyone was introduced with thier own theme music...of course the guy from Canada came out to Hockey night in Canada!
Finally, after 2 days at sea, the weather started to warm up, and the sun bathing began...
Oh yeah!! Tita was nice enough to have us upgraded to "Diamond members" which meant this little card got us some swanky discounts, free stuff, and access to a special bar where we got free beers from 5-8pm! Oh hells yeah, we used the shit out that!
So Dane of course, spends his sunbathing time reading a snowboard magazine!
Typical.
Oh yeah this elderly couple that dressed in matching outfits everyday busted some sweet moves on the dance floor, look at this grand finale!!!
Well that's it for now my friends...Now I must invest time in re-sizing and cutting down photos for the next post!
So, I missed you guys! and tune in to my next blog covering San Juan, Puerto Rico! There was this rad graveyard I spent alot of time in!
Keep fit, have fun, Body Break.
..o.k, I'm sorry about that, getting a little squirrely the last few hours of my shift...I'ma go play in the snow now..
bahahaha... 
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I love cruises ^^
is the only change we have to gamble a little, since cassinos are illegal in brasil.
have a great weekend!