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MY BONES ARE HALF DUST!!!!!

So last week-end was the Eternal Ink convention in Detroit, Mi, And Chanel and I tore shit up.
First off we obviously got reamed at the border, they always search my car (even the fucking engine), my phone, camera, soul, ass-hole....just kidding on the last 1.
After being held up forever watching them scream at this poor and innocent east Indian family for "Lying" about a few pieces of fucking fruit we finally made it to Detroit, and got lost following the complicated, and ridiculous directions from the toll chick.

Finally we got to our room! Thumbs the fuck up mang!


I don't even know what is happening in this picture...

Elevator Action! (was a fucking awesome 8 bit vid I used to play until my eyes bled)


CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY.


Chanel and I worked the booth with some face-meltingly attractive ladies also known as:
Annisa Sunshine Campbell Jersey Yoyo Adalae Warning Bathory Copper Meow



I look scared in this for some reason.... probably farted or something...



Fucking slob...


And most importantly Chanel and I both got some tatt-zaps whilst there
Mine was the possessed deer head from Evil Dead II, done by the man, Sean Herman:

It burns.....

Booze= no pain

liquid courage!!

Tah Dah!


And Chanel got tattooed by the lovely, and ever so talented Frankie



Oh! and Meow got knuckle zapped by Durb


I got swanky new earrings from Evolve jewelery

Booze and earrings! yay! Tequila!


Oh...just you wait..... some behind the scenes from something uber awesome that cannot be disclosed...



I ate 5 plates of buffet, and had a huge food baby all day...


Well it was a an awesome time seeing all my buddies, getting smashed, and causing trouble...
And I successfully smuggled 3 weapons and some booze home.
Shit...our border guard didn't even look at our I.D's really... asked what we bought, I said some "art" and he let us go! AHAHAHA....Oh Canada! how I love thee... dreads are amazingly convenient for smuggling brass knuckles!

Well next stop Hell Fucking City!!! And anyone who's anyone will be there... so fucking go!!!
May 16th, 17th & 18th in Columbus, Ohio!!

Keep you eyes peeled, I pray I will have new set soon!
Peace out, hundreds and fifties, big-ass titties.
<3 )~