Jesus titty-fucking christ!!!
I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET SIGNAL AT MY HOUSE!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
stolen from my neighbour mind you, but up and running non-the-less!!!
Luscious-1, Bobis family-0
The content of this blog is from my trip to Hell City, Pheonix. Az. (Aug. 24th-27th)
Which was trapped on my non-functional, asshole computer until today. It only seems fitting to post about it today because the TLC show I filmed there is airing today.
ahem....So it all began with a 37ish hour car drive in my shit-box cavailer with Dane, all the way from east Canada to the south-west states...holy fuck almost in Mexico!
I drove the entire way only stopping to pass out with some truckers at the side of the road once...finally the rockies!
It was well worth the drive, we had a swanky room, and the scenery was beautiful.
I hung out with a bunch of amazing SGs!! handed out trophys every night with the girls too..
Durb and Alissa Brunelli did an amazing job with the convention! I hardly got to see everything, there was so much to do!
While at the convention I was interviewed for TLC's new show Tattoo Wars, it was funny, I was really high, and don't know what the hell I was saying!! ahahaha...I believe I pronounced Guy Aitchison's name wrong??
(I've been saying it at-che-son for many years, and the chick interviewing me said ayit-che-son, I thought she said it wrong, or her accent was fucking it up, so I corrected her! then 5 other people said it the was she did! that would suck if I had been wrong all these years...and said it on NATIONAL FUCKING TELE! )
Thats my luck folks...
A while after I was interviewed, the executive producer from TLC approached me and asked if I would give out the trophy to the winner of "tattoo wars" on the stage! I was so excited (and so fucking nervous!) At first, it was just me going to be on the stage all Vanna White style, and he gave me all these instructions on where to stand and stuff, then I learned that he asked all the other SGs to stand up there with me! phew! then I felt waaay better.
I pounded some liquid-courage and did my bit, It was funny because he told me to pause and stand in certain spots, then it didn't end up working that way, so I probably look confused in the backround! ha. I'm scared to watch it! D'oh!
All in all it was a great opportunity to represent SG on national television, lookin' like a horse's ass or not. (hopefully not) and I loves me some TLC.
I also shot photos with Chas Krider while there, he was amazing..and I might be in a Swedish fetish book, as well as a lingerie company in Vancouver's website. I'll keep you posted.
I also had the pleasure of meeting Steve Prue, who is awesome.
ow!! my bum!
it stormed wicked bad on the way back, this is what I could fucking see through the windshield driving down a huge mountain..it was scary to the max...
It took 48 hours to drive home, I stopped 2 times to sleep...booooooo
We stopped on the way back to see the world's best preserved meteor crater, drove all the way fucking out there, and it was totally blocked from view, and they wanted $30!! fuck that...so we turned around stopped the car and froliced in the desert for a while...
Watch for animals!!!...namely SGs!!!
On the way back we stopped at this wicked fuckin' plaza...it had everything!! a porn shop, strip club, bars, tattoo parlors, food...and all done in awesome old timey western feel! what more could a girl ask for?!!
and across the street there was the best bulletin board I had ever seen...period... I've never laughed so hard in my fucking life! I leave you with the best image EVER.
I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET SIGNAL AT MY HOUSE!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
stolen from my neighbour mind you, but up and running non-the-less!!!
Luscious-1, Bobis family-0
The content of this blog is from my trip to Hell City, Pheonix. Az. (Aug. 24th-27th)
Which was trapped on my non-functional, asshole computer until today. It only seems fitting to post about it today because the TLC show I filmed there is airing today.
ahem....So it all began with a 37ish hour car drive in my shit-box cavailer with Dane, all the way from east Canada to the south-west states...holy fuck almost in Mexico!
I drove the entire way only stopping to pass out with some truckers at the side of the road once...finally the rockies!
It was well worth the drive, we had a swanky room, and the scenery was beautiful.
I hung out with a bunch of amazing SGs!! handed out trophys every night with the girls too..
Durb and Alissa Brunelli did an amazing job with the convention! I hardly got to see everything, there was so much to do!
While at the convention I was interviewed for TLC's new show Tattoo Wars, it was funny, I was really high, and don't know what the hell I was saying!! ahahaha...I believe I pronounced Guy Aitchison's name wrong??
(I've been saying it at-che-son for many years, and the chick interviewing me said ayit-che-son, I thought she said it wrong, or her accent was fucking it up, so I corrected her! then 5 other people said it the was she did! that would suck if I had been wrong all these years...and said it on NATIONAL FUCKING TELE! )
Thats my luck folks...
A while after I was interviewed, the executive producer from TLC approached me and asked if I would give out the trophy to the winner of "tattoo wars" on the stage! I was so excited (and so fucking nervous!) At first, it was just me going to be on the stage all Vanna White style, and he gave me all these instructions on where to stand and stuff, then I learned that he asked all the other SGs to stand up there with me! phew! then I felt waaay better.
I pounded some liquid-courage and did my bit, It was funny because he told me to pause and stand in certain spots, then it didn't end up working that way, so I probably look confused in the backround! ha. I'm scared to watch it! D'oh!
All in all it was a great opportunity to represent SG on national television, lookin' like a horse's ass or not. (hopefully not) and I loves me some TLC.
I also shot photos with Chas Krider while there, he was amazing..and I might be in a Swedish fetish book, as well as a lingerie company in Vancouver's website. I'll keep you posted.
I also had the pleasure of meeting Steve Prue, who is awesome.
ow!! my bum!
it stormed wicked bad on the way back, this is what I could fucking see through the windshield driving down a huge mountain..it was scary to the max...
It took 48 hours to drive home, I stopped 2 times to sleep...booooooo
We stopped on the way back to see the world's best preserved meteor crater, drove all the way fucking out there, and it was totally blocked from view, and they wanted $30!! fuck that...so we turned around stopped the car and froliced in the desert for a while...
Watch for animals!!!...namely SGs!!!
On the way back we stopped at this wicked fuckin' plaza...it had everything!! a porn shop, strip club, bars, tattoo parlors, food...and all done in awesome old timey western feel! what more could a girl ask for?!!
and across the street there was the best bulletin board I had ever seen...period... I've never laughed so hard in my fucking life! I leave you with the best image EVER.
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alfaduetto:
Was that an ad for a church??? I can hear the young inquisitive minds passing this sign. What is pornography mommy? 
Well, why do they have it at that church then? 
Those people shouldn't have signs like that mommy 'cause some people don't want to see that awful stuff! 
They must be really sick people at that church! 
Well, why do they have it at that church then? Those people shouldn't have signs like that mommy 'cause some people don't want to see that awful stuff! They must be really sick people at that church! 
hadd:
After finally watching your episode of Tattoo Wars today I gotta say it was great to see you on TV. I was surprised that Aaron Cain won the competition, but it was cool stuff all the same. I thought you put Vanna White to shame by the way.