DAMN IT! My boss didn't get laid last night. I know this because I managed yet again to get a few new assholes ripped into me. Not really sure why because all my numbers and the performance of my store are damn good. I am going to be moving back home to the NW. I am so excited! My ninja is still there and I need to take it out and make up for the neglect! So that makes me a MILF who can shoot any gun you give me and ride a motorcycle. FUN! 
I had a girl (hag?) boss like that once. She would borrow this girls "boombox" as she called it (portable cd player..