lurch83

Dearest Lemonade,

You're right, the line for people to date us is quite long and highly extensive.. We just have these issues where we want them to look exactly like anyone from our hot list. That is quite hard to find nowadays, dont you think??? We complain because we come as a package. You cannot take one, you must take both. Lindal once told us, "how is this a bad thing? I dont know any guys who would say, look, im sorry, i can only root one of you, the other should just piss off".. But it doesnt seem to be working in our favour at all. I guess people are just too intimidated by our good looks.

Lets look at your want list for a woman:

GIRLS
* Long dark hair - umm... its dark
* Pasty White - we're very pasty white
* Huge Boobs, or at least fit my hand - hmm. we arent so sure about this
* Should be sexy - we arent this either
* Should like music - damm straight we like music
* Must shave legs and armpits - we do this practically all the time!
* Can hold a conversation about more than shopping - we only shop for food
* Must eat - we eat every minute of the day. you can ask merc about this. he thinks we have worms
* Preferrably rich - No, we are poor.
* Must be able to take and give a joke - All too well.
* must not have a moustache - Damn, we have this.

You dont want too much.. This is a good list, its much like ours. We think its clear, we should all just pack up and move in together and have orgies.

It on?

BACON

[Edited on Jul 07, 2005 9:38AM]

i was gunna leave a long one...but meh...another nite. i'm too tired and you won't read it for a few days. so nnnoooo point

thanks for the birthday wishes )

now I know
very good.
Are you having a good sunday??
K.

yes too bad you couldn't come
was pretty good. Good loud music, thats what I need!
Next time I let you kow earlier... You are far from the City right?

dearest mc lurches
i thank you for your kinda offer and would like to advise that i have put a lot of thought into whether to take it. after much pondering i have decided i will accept your kind offer and thank you for taking the time to respond to a customer. i will endeavour to ensure that a "special" friend comes along with me to enjoy your service and hospitality.
yours in burgerness forever
kirst

totally the same. every time i see your reply makes me smile. glad to know i can also brighten someone's day as much as they brighten mine

totally the best thing about girls and guys. not knowing what comes next is always very exciting. however can also be damn frustrating. guess it keeps life exciting or some weird shit like that...lol.

you are totally on my list of people i want to meet! pretty much at the top of it as well. awesomeness about being a shift worker. that means when i come to visit there might be a chance that i get to hang out longer than like 5 seconds before you have to dash off to work...w00t! will have to ensure i tie in with your roster then. and yeh you can totally take me somewhere.

i think that is a plan now. sat down with the girls the other nite while they planned their trip and they are just going to do way to much and yeh totally can't afford it. so fuck it. i'm going to come down to sydney and visit people's...plus also go to other places and visit. totally much more fun

lots and lots of

's to you and *snuggles* right back into you

curves..? where were the curves..?

[Edited on Jun 23, 2005 10:07PM]

ps. long comments are goodness

oohhh you got lucky huh huh do tell...hehehe. i wasn't lucky lucky just a quick glance and that is all. didn't get to play with or anything...lol.

yeh i'm totally thinking the same thing about NZ. i can't afford it...but fuck it. i really wanna go and if i have to skimp big time to get myself there then so be it. can't borrow money off anyone (actually just came home from having a fight with my mum about it) so that is out of the question...but even if i get there and only have 500 bucks or something...at least i've been there and done something. if i can't do any fun stuff i'll just have to go back again with my sister next year and do all the things i wanted to do.

i'm sick of worrying about money...life is too short. this is a huge opporunity and something i'm thinking more and morethat i just can't pass up.

but overall yeh i've been doing ok. get the i want to be with some every now and then...but you get that. and you always make me know how to smile too. hope your taking care of yourself *hugs* and lots of 's

Dearest sexy legs Luch,

You silly bugger! We meant this week.. This week is whirlwind heat. As in this Friday night. A night when beers flow and we darnce... or thrust or whatever we do that we call dancing.

Real shit is what she is, real shit.

We are staying in Kings Cross. Hot, or not? We say hot.

BACON

Ive been learning Spanish from Dora the Explorer

Its a cartoon that goose absolutely loves.

Dearest boy with awkwardly long fingers,

We leave your city of Sydney on Saturday morning, so Saturday eve is a no go for us losers. We will be back in Brisbane fox trotting to whirlwind heat with merchgirl. He doesnt know it yet either, but hes driving so we can drink. He also doesnt know that we are staying at his place the night, in his bed..

You are more than welcome to join us at the gaelic on Friday night to see the mess hall and whirlwind heat. We will be there thrusting away. This is why we will be in your city of Sydney.

Where can we stay? will you pay for us to stay in Kings Cross? Or should we just stand on the corner like the rest of the girls?

Any of the above is tops.

We will get back to our beers now.

Ta, ta, see you, bye.

BACON

Sometimes when a man dies instantly, gunshot,car accident,etc. he gets an erection

ooh your fiesty today I likey

nice guys can be fiesty without being an asshole

took me ages to figure out the not stupid thing...lol. see told you i was stupid...hehehe.

yeh damn back. wld be ok if it was from lost of sex...hehehe. weekend rocked! had the best time and met some great new people you are on my too meet list!

i love the picture!!!

thanks so much I feel so very special