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gigi:
I'm so happy for you and pocketrocket! You guys are GRRRREAT! 
squiggle:
1. Nope...I'm an undercover agent dont you know!
2. Yes indeedy, and what fun we have together
3. Yah, sometimes its the only thing that will do (only sometimes mind you)
4. Yah!
5. It's a secret
2. Yes indeedy, and what fun we have together
3. Yah, sometimes its the only thing that will do (only sometimes mind you)
4. Yah!
5. It's a secret
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squiggle:
Kisses back my dear! Glad to hear ur well again.
1. Group hopping.
2. Mullhulland Drive....freaky ass shit!
3. Eastenders....as every good ol' Brit should!
4. But of course...I think more should be made of that group!
5. The divine Jeff Buckley.
Right....back to the grindstone that is uni life......
1. Group hopping.
2. Mullhulland Drive....freaky ass shit!
3. Eastenders....as every good ol' Brit should!
4. But of course...I think more should be made of that group!
5. The divine Jeff Buckley.
Right....back to the grindstone that is uni life......
dclxvi:
1. Dangerous Curves group
2. Redneck Zombies
3. Family Guy
4. Why Not?
5. Amon Tibon - Sordid
I would like to be an official Monkey Spanker - I spank my monkey as well as others.
2. Redneck Zombies
3. Family Guy
4. Why Not?
5. Amon Tibon - Sordid
I would like to be an official Monkey Spanker - I spank my monkey as well as others.
He Came 13 Times!! 
1. Oatmeal or Cereal and what kind?
2. Was your last sex dream about the opposite sex or same sex?
3. Next movie you are going to see?
4. Shaven,Trimmed or Free downstairs?
5. Worste thing you've ever eaten because you were broke as shit?
My answers
1. Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal
2. Opposite
3. Freddy Vs. Jason (tonight)
4....
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1. Oatmeal or Cereal and what kind?
2. Was your last sex dream about the opposite sex or same sex?
3. Next movie you are going to see?
4. Shaven,Trimmed or Free downstairs?
5. Worste thing you've ever eaten because you were broke as shit?
My answers
1. Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal
2. Opposite
3. Freddy Vs. Jason (tonight)
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iliedmyfaceoff:
1. cereal, fruit loops are my favorite
2. opposite sex
3. I want to see the new Tim Burton movie Big Fish
4. trimmed
5. I don't remember, probably some crappy vending machine food at work
2. opposite sex
3. I want to see the new Tim Burton movie Big Fish
4. trimmed
5. I don't remember, probably some crappy vending machine food at work
halsonic:
1. Oatmeal with lots of brown sugar
2. I was having sex with my single woman neighbor, she is a hot 45 year old Greek woman with dangerous curves
3. Big Fish
4. Trimmed and combed
5. Ravioli in a can, was on sale for .39 per can
2. I was having sex with my single woman neighbor, she is a hot 45 year old Greek woman with dangerous curves
3. Big Fish
4. Trimmed and combed
5. Ravioli in a can, was on sale for .39 per can
He called me on the phone last night. I wasn't expecting him to call me at that time, but surprises are nice. His voice was so sexy that I began pacing around my apartment. I found myself running my hand underneath my white wife beater to feel my hard nipples. He was talking about a party..but I didn't care his voice was turning me on....
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mikeyd:
sounds like your evening was a hell of a lot better than mine.
you are a bad girl.
you are a bad girl.
halsonic:
Auto-play is very "handy".
I use it a lot if you know what I mean.
I use it a lot if you know what I mean.
Ok, my recent news is that I'm going to Cali. LA to be more precise in March. WooHoo! And I get to stay with pocketrocket This morning faelynia called me. Yah-I love you deary. So we were discussing what I should bring. She said:
1.My Monkey
2.Lots of Condoms
3.Edible Panties
If you guys can think of anything else I should bring let me know....
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This morning faelynia called me. Yah-I love you deary. So we were discussing what I should bring. She said:
1.My Monkey
2.Lots of Condoms
3.Edible Panties
If you guys can think of anything else I should bring let me know....
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halsonic:
Bring Pez and a towel.
You should never go anywhere without a towel.
If had a helicopter I would totally pick you up for the movie. It would only be a 25 minute flight but I don't have one and don't know how to fly them either.
Oh well.
You should never go anywhere without a towel.
If had a helicopter I would totally pick you up for the movie. It would only be a 25 minute flight but I don't have one and don't know how to fly them either.
Oh well.
midknight:
can i be part of your gang? 
Well boys & girls what can I say? Your responses to the picture had me laughing so hard. It was much better then asking you questions. I found a new picture that cracked me up really bad. I have the first few members of the Monkey Gang from your responses yesterday. I'm seriously thinking of doing this and I don't know what the monkey gang...
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the_mad_monk:
Ahhh you want to be my friend!!!! 
iliedmyfaceoff:
Holy crap is that picture funny.
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jasonxstar:
the guy has a beer tap shoved up his ass?.....
love
j
love
j
beledi:
that is an absolutely bizarre photo. why is the kid beating his head against the adult? weird weird weird 
My hair is wet and tangled
Dark as a night sky.
My skin so pale and warm.
My eyes as big as a childs eyes wide with amazement,anticipation and desire.
My nose, the large nose of an Italian.
My lips are full and pink, my tongue wets them thinking of you.
My dimples are noticeable. Voted cutest smile in college.When flashed mistaken for being much...
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Dark as a night sky.
My skin so pale and warm.
My eyes as big as a childs eyes wide with amazement,anticipation and desire.
My nose, the large nose of an Italian.
My lips are full and pink, my tongue wets them thinking of you.
My dimples are noticeable. Voted cutest smile in college.When flashed mistaken for being much...
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mistkiki:
something is in the air i guess. i been real horny too. hee hee.
sinope:
Hey sweetie,
Falling down bear is faaaaboooo. Hmmm, project not going anywhere at mo, it has been replaced with a jolly jaunt into the world of Radiocarbon Dating. I am such a geek
Ah well, hope your horniness can be satisfied.
Sin
Falling down bear is faaaaboooo. Hmmm, project not going anywhere at mo, it has been replaced with a jolly jaunt into the world of Radiocarbon Dating. I am such a geek
Ah well, hope your horniness can be satisfied.
Sin
eeek_the_kat:
Not sure if I know the best, but I know a lot of really bad ones. Two of my favorite bad pickup lines are...
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess your weight.
Tell you what, you play you play dead and I'll play necrophiliac.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess your weight.
Tell you what, you play you play dead and I'll play necrophiliac.
bone
2. Kitty
cat
3. Bunny
anya
4. Dragon
slayer
5. Horse
cart