Sit beside the breakfast table think about your troubles
Pour yourself a cup of tea and think about the bubbles
You can take your teardrops and drop them in a teacup
Take them down to the riverside and throw them over the side
To be swept up by a current and taken to the ocean
To be eaten by some fishes who were eaten by some fishes
And swallowed by a whale
Who grew so old he decomposed
He died and left his body to the bottom of the ocean
Now everybody knows that when a body decomposes
The basic elements are given back to the ocean
And the sea does what it oughta and soon there's salty water
(That's not too good for drinking)'Cause it tastes just like a teardrop
(So they run it through a filter)And it comes out from a faucet
(And is poured into a teapot)
Which is just about to bubble
Now think about your troubles
Now
1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
2. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
3. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
4. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
5. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
I found a in my pocket for you!
Pour yourself a cup of tea and think about the bubbles
You can take your teardrops and drop them in a teacup
Take them down to the riverside and throw them over the side
To be swept up by a current and taken to the ocean
To be eaten by some fishes who were eaten by some fishes
And swallowed by a whale
Who grew so old he decomposed
He died and left his body to the bottom of the ocean
Now everybody knows that when a body decomposes
The basic elements are given back to the ocean
And the sea does what it oughta and soon there's salty water
(That's not too good for drinking)'Cause it tastes just like a teardrop
(So they run it through a filter)And it comes out from a faucet
(And is poured into a teapot)
Which is just about to bubble
Now think about your troubles
Now
1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
2. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
3. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
4. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
5. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
I found a in my pocket for you!
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clutch64:
back atcha kid
loismustdie:
and you know that you are just a total doll!