Boyfriend or Girlfriend Application
First the rules
1.You have to respect my singing career. This mean long hours on and off in the recording studio and driving places for interviews.(But I am nice so you can come along if you want and come to the studio whenever)
2.If you are allergic to cats or hate them,then I'm not your girl. I have 3 and want more.
3.I cannot stand when a guy calls his gf my woman and such. Names like kitten and baby are fine,but otherwise no.
4.I like a variety as far as sex goes. Cute costumes,rough,nice and gentle,just in the morning natural, but do not expect to go anywhere near my ass. I have another hole and that is the sex hole.
5.Most horror movies scare me,so if you bring one home expect to hold and cuddle me during the scary parts.
6.I do not have sex in the shower or with food. There are exceptions such as baths or eating strawberries in your underwear before.
7.Space. We should have time together and time with our friends. If our friends are the same people then that's pretty cool. Basically I love attention but not smothering.
8.If you wear old spice deodarent you have a better chance. I know it's for guys but I wear it and fucking love that smell.
9.If you're a flat out fuck person then it won't work out, cause I need someone who can kiss me for a lengthy amount of time and that I can cuddle with.
10.I hate sarcasm. I want someone who will just tell it like it is.
So what will we do?
We will allow ourselves at times to become snuggle bunnies in one big blanket and have a kissing feast. We will play in the rain and with the kitties. We will get tattood together and I will cook for us,cause I love doing it and am damn good at it too. I can make you clothes if you want and we will go to concerts. I will request for you to read me poems in bed at times. If you play a musical instrument we can make some tunes together.We will have a night once a month where we dye our hair and eat choc. chip cookie dough. We will go write and draw at a restaurants or cafes while drinking coffee and smoking. We will go to museums and to the zoo to see the monkeys. If available we will make snowmen together that are automically correct. Hopefully you are a tall buy that can pick me up and give me hugs. If you are a girl then we will just snuggle.
First the rules
1.You have to respect my singing career. This mean long hours on and off in the recording studio and driving places for interviews.(But I am nice so you can come along if you want and come to the studio whenever)
2.If you are allergic to cats or hate them,then I'm not your girl. I have 3 and want more.
3.I cannot stand when a guy calls his gf my woman and such. Names like kitten and baby are fine,but otherwise no.
4.I like a variety as far as sex goes. Cute costumes,rough,nice and gentle,just in the morning natural, but do not expect to go anywhere near my ass. I have another hole and that is the sex hole.
5.Most horror movies scare me,so if you bring one home expect to hold and cuddle me during the scary parts.
6.I do not have sex in the shower or with food. There are exceptions such as baths or eating strawberries in your underwear before.
7.Space. We should have time together and time with our friends. If our friends are the same people then that's pretty cool. Basically I love attention but not smothering.
8.If you wear old spice deodarent you have a better chance. I know it's for guys but I wear it and fucking love that smell.
9.If you're a flat out fuck person then it won't work out, cause I need someone who can kiss me for a lengthy amount of time and that I can cuddle with.
10.I hate sarcasm. I want someone who will just tell it like it is.
So what will we do?
We will allow ourselves at times to become snuggle bunnies in one big blanket and have a kissing feast. We will play in the rain and with the kitties. We will get tattood together and I will cook for us,cause I love doing it and am damn good at it too. I can make you clothes if you want and we will go to concerts. I will request for you to read me poems in bed at times. If you play a musical instrument we can make some tunes together.We will have a night once a month where we dye our hair and eat choc. chip cookie dough. We will go write and draw at a restaurants or cafes while drinking coffee and smoking. We will go to museums and to the zoo to see the monkeys. If available we will make snowmen together that are automically correct. Hopefully you are a tall buy that can pick me up and give me hugs. If you are a girl then we will just snuggle.
I love to read poems...
Pick me pick me
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