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Stories, stories...Let's see here. Recap.

Sunday the 7th. Sunset Strip finals. 6 crazy bitches dancing on a pole for our enjoym---er, judging pleasure. Some ridiculously 'talented' ladies. *cough*. It comes down to a wire, and we have a tie. Fiona and Pantera both claim the crowns, and the coveted covers of Exotic Underground. But what stripper contest would be complete without dudes in drag? Dane...
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Tuesday Recap:

Talk show about transgender people. Learned some cool things I didn't know, and met some of the really awesome guests.

Went to the Vogue, saw some awesome burlesque. Way too many queens.

Also at the Vogue, watched friend Fiona strip to Apocalyptica's 'Nothing Else Matters'. It was the most beautiful, graceful, sexy thing I've ever soon. So fucking cool.

Late night food at...
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Gold paint everywhere. Don't even get me started on the glitter.

Moonday was awesome, and I was totally the best dressed one there. Soon as I can remember to e-mail the photographers, I'll have some killer shots of me as a bright gold/gothy jester.

I am struck by a sort of beautiful, happy meloncholy.

It really wasn't a great day at work, it was slow, and I was bored. I had a headache most of the day. And it was nice outside, I really didn't want to be in the lab. Lunch was greasy.

But I was happy. Maybe content is a better word, but it was better than...
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They basically fixed my very last complaint that I ever had about macs. That I couldn't play all the games I wanted. Compatibility is now nothing.

I am so buying a mac.

So, I had the wisdom teeth thing done today.

I showed up, sat down, they hooked me up to the sensors, and an IV, and gave me a mask. I swear to God I had blinked a few times, and shut my eyes once, and they were all like, "We're done!" I looked at my clock, and it had only been 15 minutes. And...
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I just got my very first car loan. This is so exciting.

I'm gonna buy a bright red car tomarrow. Red like sports car.

The cute girl at the bank said something funny, after she did her little 'Approved' dance:

You're gonna like your checking balance. It's pretty.

I am inclined to agree.

Now, I live in the suburbs. Not exactly out in the woods or anything, but there are woods nearby. It's not completely unheard of to see a racoon going through the trash. Hell, there's a bald eagle's nest up on the hill. There's also a ton of stray cats in the area.

So, I was going down my street on the way home from the...
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What. The. Fuck.

D: Die in a fire.
Me: Dude, I'm not making this shit up. It just happens.
D: Out of control, like whoa.