luddite

Arnold's the only guy who could get away with all of those lame jokes. And it still ended up sucking. And I'm with you, back when I saw that for the first time I spent the whole moving staring at Uma Thurman's body. I don't even think she's that hot, but back when I was 14 pretty much every girl was hot.

I'm actually kind of surprised that they never featured that movie on MST3K. It's definitely riffable, and I'm pretty sure the rights to the film are dirt cheap, if it's not public domain at this point. The first time I watched it, I was almost positive that it was directed by Coleman Francis.