The Emeryville Police Department disgusts me.
First, I have to be fingerprinted and mugshot to legally practice as a CMT. 'Cause I really need national certification and six hundred some-odd hours of anatomy, physiology, and pathology at one of the best schools in the country in order to be a prostitute.
Then I get one of those fucking red-light camera tickets at Powell and Christie, where the yellow light is a fraction of a second long. $370.00. THREE HUNDRED SEVENTY DOLLARS.
Horsefucking cocktards.
First, I have to be fingerprinted and mugshot to legally practice as a CMT. 'Cause I really need national certification and six hundred some-odd hours of anatomy, physiology, and pathology at one of the best schools in the country in order to be a prostitute.
Then I get one of those fucking red-light camera tickets at Powell and Christie, where the yellow light is a fraction of a second long. $370.00. THREE HUNDRED SEVENTY DOLLARS.
Horsefucking cocktards.
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bliss:
Not a problem!
melli:
I got a warning first offense letter from not really running a red light at the same intersection ![frown](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/frown.cec081026989.gif)
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