It Livvveeeesssssssss!
Hello. I havent died or anything..... just havent had the chance to get onto SG
But here I am now! 
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Anyhoo, have fully recovered from the killer bout of tonsilitus and I' back at work (yey! unbelievably I enjoy my job!!)
I havent really been up to much... but here's a rundown of my earthshatteringly exciting (meh) last few weeks...
I went to see Nacho Libre with the boy and some friends. So, so....It was OK. Left me with a desperate need for a wrestling mask (can I make one?) and some gold spandex pants.
Had a horrifying moment where I thought I had left a bag of library books on a bus.... but I had'nt. I had left them in the office.
...... 
Met up with a writer I had previously been working on a comic with. She basically had a nervous breakdown as we sat in Starbucks. We had parted ways some months ago after I had told her I couldnt devote the time needed for the project (she has written about 18 FULL ISSUES) HOWEVER....she seemed to have forgotten this whole conversation and burst out crying when I told her I hadnt done any work on the comic for months. Now I am grappling with just giving in and doing the comic (the comic is great - its just her I am having doubts about) or having to go through the whole process of telling her no again (not that easy to do when someone has pinned their whole future on your reluctant involvement). Hmmmmmmmm...... 
I washed my hair a few times.... which has resulted in it no longer being RED.... its now a mixture of peach, pink, orange and yellow.....but I kinda like it.
Almost got my head smashed in after some NEDS decided it would be fun to hurl their empty bottles of MD 20/20 at my hunny and me. Unfortunately for the neds they missed - and smashed up one of the local hardmens cars! Hah! Expecting to see thier charred bodies on the news any day now
Ummmm...went to see the 'lady in the water'. It was OK I suppose. Even the copious quantity of wine consumed beforehand didnt leave me awestruck. Meh
Met up with an old friend who has been living in Australia for the last year. He kept going on anout how his girlfriend had put on so much weight whilst eyeing me..... I know I've put on weight but its SOOOOO NICE to have someone surrepticiously point it out to me....
Dickhead.
Um... yeah - thats about it.
Oh - I got kicked out of SG Scotland Group (By means of a pretty arsey letter might I add) because I've not been around for a while.
Hope y'all are well
Hello. I havent died or anything..... just havent had the chance to get onto SG
But here I am now!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Anyhoo, have fully recovered from the killer bout of tonsilitus and I' back at work (yey! unbelievably I enjoy my job!!)
I havent really been up to much... but here's a rundown of my earthshatteringly exciting (meh) last few weeks...
I went to see Nacho Libre with the boy and some friends. So, so....It was OK. Left me with a desperate need for a wrestling mask (can I make one?) and some gold spandex pants.
Had a horrifying moment where I thought I had left a bag of library books on a bus.... but I had'nt. I had left them in the office.
......
Met up with a writer I had previously been working on a comic with. She basically had a nervous breakdown as we sat in Starbucks. We had parted ways some months ago after I had told her I couldnt devote the time needed for the project (she has written about 18 FULL ISSUES) HOWEVER....she seemed to have forgotten this whole conversation and burst out crying when I told her I hadnt done any work on the comic for months. Now I am grappling with just giving in and doing the comic (the comic is great - its just her I am having doubts about) or having to go through the whole process of telling her no again (not that easy to do when someone has pinned their whole future on your reluctant involvement). Hmmmmmmmm......
I washed my hair a few times.... which has resulted in it no longer being RED.... its now a mixture of peach, pink, orange and yellow.....but I kinda like it.
Almost got my head smashed in after some NEDS decided it would be fun to hurl their empty bottles of MD 20/20 at my hunny and me. Unfortunately for the neds they missed - and smashed up one of the local hardmens cars! Hah! Expecting to see thier charred bodies on the news any day now
Ummmm...went to see the 'lady in the water'. It was OK I suppose. Even the copious quantity of wine consumed beforehand didnt leave me awestruck. Meh
Met up with an old friend who has been living in Australia for the last year. He kept going on anout how his girlfriend had put on so much weight whilst eyeing me..... I know I've put on weight but its SOOOOO NICE to have someone surrepticiously point it out to me....
Dickhead.
Um... yeah - thats about it.
Oh - I got kicked out of SG Scotland Group (By means of a pretty arsey letter might I add) because I've not been around for a while.
Hope y'all are well
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I saved those old interviews so I can always remember what it was like to be pale and slightly hairier. the last line is the worst. where I claim to be looking for perfection. Ach, the shame....
I didn't think you hadn't been around that long... certainly not long enough to get kicked out a group. They must be pretty ahead of themselves there. Their loss anyway.
Well, I'll get out the old Freud book and look 'em up. Although it pretty much goes that anything even vaguely (and I mean vegualy) phallic like is about penises and anything that is cavenous like (like chest of drawers) is about vaginas, and most dreams are either about wanting sex or resisting, which is only wanting it anyway. You dad will probably be involved somewhere as well.
A foam hammer hitting session would be good.