the last week or so of my life has been friggin insane. its like something out of a movie so you probably wont believe me when i tell you.
i wouldnt.
so me and the girl are wandering through the streets of this little village in thailand, right, and we stop at this vendor's stand to look at his necklaces. he's looking at me really weird and he starts talking very loudly to me and waving his hands around. then he is full on shouting and me and shel are just looking at each other like "what the fuck?" next thing i know, he pulls out this huge ass knife and lunges towards me, still screaming. well, we ran our fool asses off and he chased us for a good half mile through the streets until we finally ducked into this little building that was apparently some sort of tourism place (ironic, no?). we found out later from this dude at another stand in the next town over (he had heard about all the commotion and the 2 whities runnin for their lives) that the guy chasing us thought that i was the same guy who screwed his daughter or something like that.
i wasnt.
anyway, while he was chasing us i totally fucked up my knee, which was already in bad shape to begin with from playing football a long time ago, so we tried to find a hospital or clinic or some damn thing so i could get it x-rayed cause it was all swollen and hurt like a motherfucker and i could barely hobble around on it. we were able to find a walk in doctors office (after about an hour and a half of wander-hobbling around and asking everyone we saw). while i was there, they gave me a shot for the pain and i got these crazy looking bamboo crutches. unfortunately i also got an infection from the shot, so i had to get some antibiotics for that. the infection ended up being worse than my knee, which feels much better now. my arm is just starting to feel slightly normal again from where the infection started. this was 4 days ago.
we slept on the beach the past 2 nights because we're a little low on dough, but we're taking a boat tomorrow (hopefully) to this larger city whose name i cant pronounce, and im gonna have my pal smokey wire us some money so we dont starve to death. after that, i think we're going to go back to her place in fiji and rest up for a while and let me get well.
oh, if you wanna know how i met her, its another long story, but not as interesting. peace out chall.
i wouldnt.
so me and the girl are wandering through the streets of this little village in thailand, right, and we stop at this vendor's stand to look at his necklaces. he's looking at me really weird and he starts talking very loudly to me and waving his hands around. then he is full on shouting and me and shel are just looking at each other like "what the fuck?" next thing i know, he pulls out this huge ass knife and lunges towards me, still screaming. well, we ran our fool asses off and he chased us for a good half mile through the streets until we finally ducked into this little building that was apparently some sort of tourism place (ironic, no?). we found out later from this dude at another stand in the next town over (he had heard about all the commotion and the 2 whities runnin for their lives) that the guy chasing us thought that i was the same guy who screwed his daughter or something like that.
i wasnt.
anyway, while he was chasing us i totally fucked up my knee, which was already in bad shape to begin with from playing football a long time ago, so we tried to find a hospital or clinic or some damn thing so i could get it x-rayed cause it was all swollen and hurt like a motherfucker and i could barely hobble around on it. we were able to find a walk in doctors office (after about an hour and a half of wander-hobbling around and asking everyone we saw). while i was there, they gave me a shot for the pain and i got these crazy looking bamboo crutches. unfortunately i also got an infection from the shot, so i had to get some antibiotics for that. the infection ended up being worse than my knee, which feels much better now. my arm is just starting to feel slightly normal again from where the infection started. this was 4 days ago.
we slept on the beach the past 2 nights because we're a little low on dough, but we're taking a boat tomorrow (hopefully) to this larger city whose name i cant pronounce, and im gonna have my pal smokey wire us some money so we dont starve to death. after that, i think we're going to go back to her place in fiji and rest up for a while and let me get well.
oh, if you wanna know how i met her, its another long story, but not as interesting. peace out chall.
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