lucky1336929

well, i did ALL of my christmas shopping today. why did i wait so long? cause im a lazy ass and i hate shopping and i really hate crowds. i would have waited until tomorrow, but im flying then so pretty much i had to do it today. i think everyone in the metro portland area was at the mall this afternoon. it was friggin insane.

i got in there, bought some stuff, and got the hell out. being around that many people makes me twitchy. i saw art alexakis from everclear in the disney store, which just made the whole experience that much more surreal.

im sooo looking forward to being in 3 different airports tomorrow. its gonna bite my butt. bite it hard, twist it around, and not let go until i distract it with a bigger, more inviting butt.

i knew i should have had my butt removed when i had the chance.

DAMMIT!

i only keep it around because occasionally girls think its cute. and when i say occasionally, i mean almost never.

i hope all y'all have a full-on swell holiday kinda thing. im giving you all kisses on top of your pointy little heads.