i finally left my building today for the first time since saturday night. ive been sick as a mother and my throat has been so sore that every time i swallow it makes my toes curl and i almost pass out. it got a little better yesterday and i was like "dude...sweet!". but i spoke too soon. last night the sore throat was back and man was it pissed
sore throat was all "why you gotta make me come up in here and whup ya?"
and i was all "i aint do nothin yo, how come you gotta be hatin on me like that?"
and then sore throat like "boooy, dont you sass me, you aint to big for me to whip dat ass!"
and then i was like "wait, i think we're getting off on kind of a tangent here. do you think you could just ease up a little so i dont wet myself every time i hafta swallow?"
and sore throat said "mmmmm.........aw-ite."
and so he did.

sore throat was all "why you gotta make me come up in here and whup ya?"
and i was all "i aint do nothin yo, how come you gotta be hatin on me like that?"
and then sore throat like "boooy, dont you sass me, you aint to big for me to whip dat ass!"
and then i was like "wait, i think we're getting off on kind of a tangent here. do you think you could just ease up a little so i dont wet myself every time i hafta swallow?"
and sore throat said "mmmmm.........aw-ite."
and so he did.

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