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words can't even express how much i adore this man.
i wouldn't have his babies, necessarily, though i would have his puppies. -- legal to sell, waaaaaay cuter, and they can't tell anyone when you beat 'em.
![skull](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/skull.4242d54c7e24.gif)
i'm just kidding. if i were in charge, puppy smacking would be punishable by cherokee torture methods.
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Take yer hand, grab that phone thingy and punch in my number. Then we'll be able to talk - like magic!