lucks

okay, it's official.. my life could not be any more pathetic. i have reached an all time low: i am currently watching legally blonde as part of the "girls weekend" on the women's television network. at 10:49 on a saturday night.

actually, i'm not complaining. i have a lovely poodle, nikita, whom i'm being surrogate mom for while my girl cass is in europe for three weeks, and she's a snuggler.. never thought i could love a poodle, but this one really endears herself to you..

but really? i'm a slave to this mutt. she's fed twice a day, walked twice a day and has to have steroids every morning cuz she has addisons disease, and she sleeps on the bed (and farts audibly i might add).. and cass's mom lives upstairs three days a week, so if i don't walk princess kita at specific times every day, BEFORE her breakfast, apparantly she loses muscle tone quickly and gets tummy aches... poor thing..

seriously, all this for a dog??? how the hell do people have children? hell no. at least dogs are legal to sell.