I have never puked that much in my life.
Went to bed at 11 last night.. 1:30 in the morning, woke up with a bitchin stomach ache.. proceeded to puke at hour and a half intervals the entire night through.. 8 times total. believe me, there's nothing left at that point..
my step mom said I was much quieter about it than my dad was, men are such babies when they're sick - apparently it's a norovirus.. hits you like a Mack truck, then it's gone..
I have been surviving on soda crackers and ginger ale all day. and it's a frozen wasteland outside.. blowing snow, -42 C.. I'm afraid to leave my house for fear of instant frostbite..
Went to bed at 11 last night.. 1:30 in the morning, woke up with a bitchin stomach ache.. proceeded to puke at hour and a half intervals the entire night through.. 8 times total. believe me, there's nothing left at that point..
my step mom said I was much quieter about it than my dad was, men are such babies when they're sick - apparently it's a norovirus.. hits you like a Mack truck, then it's gone..
I have been surviving on soda crackers and ginger ale all day. and it's a frozen wasteland outside.. blowing snow, -42 C.. I'm afraid to leave my house for fear of instant frostbite..
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Me too
hanta virus, syphillus, or just the flu?
my outsides are in
my insides are out
and the weather's so cold
I'm switching from lager to stout
(maybe a bit of a forced rhyme at the end, no?)