okay, so I'm at this party last night with a bunch of people I don't know.. with my booty call that's kind of turned into my 'other'..
I'm kind of crouching on the couch beside him, sitting on his arm and he's holding his drink with his other hand.. this girl comes over and kisses him right on the mouth (to his credit, he did struggle, smart boy), then LOOKS at me.. that snotty, see-what-I-can-get-away-with look, then goes to get up and leave..
I went to get up and I don't know, beat the hell out of her.. keith goes to grab me, but in the process, sticks his foot out and trips her.. she fell flat on her face, hitting the coffee table on the way down...
chipped tooth, she was bawling hysterically.. and keith, in his drunken eloquence, bursts out with inappropriate laughter. it was great.
I'm kind of crouching on the couch beside him, sitting on his arm and he's holding his drink with his other hand.. this girl comes over and kisses him right on the mouth (to his credit, he did struggle, smart boy), then LOOKS at me.. that snotty, see-what-I-can-get-away-with look, then goes to get up and leave..
I went to get up and I don't know, beat the hell out of her.. keith goes to grab me, but in the process, sticks his foot out and trips her.. she fell flat on her face, hitting the coffee table on the way down...
chipped tooth, she was bawling hysterically.. and keith, in his drunken eloquence, bursts out with inappropriate laughter. it was great.
[Edited on Dec 19, 2004 2:56PM]