Happy birthday to me and not you! Don't worry I'll say happy birthday to you and not me when it's your turn. I have been having so much fun it's hard to handle. Party, Party, Party.

My grandmother said a lady never tells her age, weight, or shoe size. I don't understand the shoe size bit but she was like a female version of Ozzy, the cutest british alcoholic you ever did spy. Her words of wisdom were few so I took what I could from her. How old am I? Timeless darlings. Please go out and party like rockstars all weekend. I'm giving you an excuse so take it. I love you all and a Happy Lucinda's Birthday to each and every one of you.

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Snobby? I have to disagree (which should prompt you to think, "whatever, dick"
Anycrap...you like Drop Dead Fred, and Rick Mayall was one of the two best Young Ones, so you're ok in my book! (again, whatever...) Later.
And F.Y.I. I never heard anymore from Mike or the rest of the guys. Yippie! I win!