lucinda

Raaarrrr! I have now broken my computer, broken and then lost my camera, and I think I broke my toe. Can't a girl catch a break. Ugger Bugger! Oh well. I went skinny dipping tonight and any tits I might at one point have had have frozen off. HA! I'm built like a 12 year old boy! I've been laughing a lot today. Oh! And the basment is flooded, which is just fucking hilarious. I was slashing in it and that's what got me in the swimming mood. I got Brian to clean up the flood while I went swimming with Noodles and Jake. Ahhh... gulibal boys, I love them. I also gigled and batted my fake eye lashes into a new door frame from Jim.
Fuck Bob Vila! I get more work done around my house with a little make up bag and a short skirt than with anything you might find in that fuckers tool belt. I'm so pleased with my lillte ole self.
I hope you all have a fabulous 4th of July! Party like rockstars my sweets!