lucinda

What can you do on a Tuesday night after having your heart broken? Well, there were only 2 chioces for me. Sit in a puddle, drink alone and cry, or go to Kareokee at the gay bar. I picked the latter of the two. I ended up making out with a gay guy. Ummm? Making out is fun and it's good for your teeth. That's the story I'm sticking to. I was lectured by breeder friends, "Ewww! He's had a dick in his mouth!" Well, guess what? I've had a dick in my mouth! That kinda shot their whole theory to shit. It's not like he was smokin' pole 5 seconds ago. I mean, I'm sure he brushed his teeth in between. Right?