lucille

So there you have it. Anyone who wants to come see me being a Merch ho at the Dwarves shows in washington next week, well, you're gonna have to email my ass for info. It shall be fun, yes, it shall......


Lately while standing in the shed late at night smoking, I have been daydreaming about zombie attacks. I can't help but think, which tools or weapons would I grab first should a zombie ever come prowling into my backyard. I think I have it narrowed down to two. If it were an old school sluggish zombie, I would jump over the lawnmower and reach for my trusty old axe. Should it be one of them new upgrades, you know, the fancy fast ones they got in the movies now, I would say hands down the garden claw. That tool is the ultimate zombie killing piece of metal. Stick and twist, then bye bye zombie head! They should have put that in the survival guide. Wish me luck, I am preparing for their arrival as I write this entry....