lucille

Have you ever heard of the word GUNT? Translation: Gut+cunt. Pretty funny, eh? Well, thats what I feel like I have right now cause this belly thing is deflating and everytime I look in the mirror I want to cry. Why must I be so vain? Why can't I just smile about the gain of a new beautiful child and not think about my poor body and what if I never look the same again? I wish I had a dick. Not really, but at least then I could pee standing up and spell my name in the snow. Anyhow, has anyone ever seen the GLassJAw video for "Ape Dos Mil?" It's so cute! I love the whole clown theme, I love that band. I need some new tunes. Someone recomend a good heart wrenching band/duo that I could learn to love and maybe listen to more than AFI, GLassJAw, and The Refused. It's all I listen to! New drink.....where is it?