Today is the due date. No baby. Thats okay, most first born are late anyway. I just look like a real dork trying to waddle my ass anywhere these days. I got to have a half of a glass of wine last night though, and it gave me a buzz. I felt guilty, being preggo with a buzz. And from a half a glass nonetheless! But, it's suposed to help me get some sleep, whcih is hard these days. I am listening to glassjaw. I am going to take my sleep drops now and dammit, I am going to get some sleep. 
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0theamazingrando:
If you take a boom box and play some CREED against your stomach, I guarantee that little bugger will come out faster than you can say poopdy poopdy pants.
0theamazingrando:
Ack... but it might make the poor child insane. Cancel the Creed. Just play Enya or something.