Sleep? What is sleep? I give it up. The gay parakeet will live, he just looks awful funny all bandaged up. My birthday was pretty saweeet. I got a lot of cool stuff, including "The melancholy death of oyster boy," and the pin cushion queen journal that lights up(see my pics.) I also got a digital camera, so watch out! Awesome, I just spilled half a glass of water on myself. My little boy is due tommorow, and since this is day three that I have been in early labor, I think he will be here soon. Hopefully, I don't know how much more of this I can stand. I want to meet the little guy, dammit! Okay, I am off to watch mucha luchas now. 
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o.k. i don't want to pull focus here! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and i hope you're in labor this very second. if not, call my mom. she'll tell you to drink castor oil (ick.) it worked for her. i can't vouch, cause i was too young to remember.