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I went to the local Fish and Chips shop and ordered a large sausage (*snigger*) with chips. I started eating the thing and then...EEEEWWWW!!! Fucking disgusting. It was utterly covered in salt and fat and I could actually feel my arteries clog up as I gulped down that shite. The funny thing is that this is a place I more or less frequent, so I don't know eactly why I had such a bad reaction today...I don't think it's because they served me up a particularly bad meal or whatever, it was just a realization that I had been eating crap all along. It was a kind of epiphany, although I didn't feel anything special when I had it. I always imagined an epiphany would feel a little bit like an orgasm...more's the pity.

I had to wash down that shite with something, so I went down to the nearby Burger King and washed it down with more shite, which didn't taste so bad but wasn't what you would call "good" either. The moral of this story is that I now HATE junk food and I'm considering turning vegetarian for the first time in my life. Oh yes!

So...yeah.